the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I wear drunk well.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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