we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I touched a dick in church today
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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