Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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