im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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