we made out on top of his cat.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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