if you like me you must not know who I am
I want to stick my p in your. b.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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