why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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