I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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