I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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