Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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