i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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