she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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