he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
