: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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