Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
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