Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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