he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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