do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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