I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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