these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
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