so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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