: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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