marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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