Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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