I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Randomize
