I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I want to stick my p in your. b.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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