He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
she pinky promised me she was 18
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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