So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Randomize
