Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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