I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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