Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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