real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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