Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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