I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Randomize
