your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Randomize
