I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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