Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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