I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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