I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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