my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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