Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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