do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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