Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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