I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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