hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
We named our party play list daddy issues
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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