Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
We won't sleep together?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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