it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
PANTIES FOUND
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