As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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