yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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