Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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